Rob X arrived on NeS1 Page 1 during The Fight of the Century of the Week eager to take part in the battle challenges set forth by Ares, the God of War. Set in the Arena Rob X faced off against Ares himself, however he would later fall asleep in the bleachers of the Arena. Although Rob X is not one of the better known NeS Heroes, his pet Morris the Cat is an infamous Character that makes frequent appearances throughout the NeS timeline. Rob X met his end during his sleep at the hands of his friend, Gebohq Simon, who was high on seven-year-old twinkies and murdered Rob X.
Description[]
Appearance[]
Unlike his NeSi design, Rob X is described as wearing a cloak, in which he keeps his repeater[NeS1 1].
Personality[]
Rob X is a determined person and not one to be scared away, even by the incredible power of his enemies[NeS1 2] and even considers most fighters unworthy of his time[NeS1 3]. He understands manipulation and using psychology to his advantage when he cannot defeat an opponent physically[NeS1 4]. Rob X has a bully side to him too, deliberately tagging in people to fight in the tournament that don't want to[NeS1 5]. He dislikes corny chat up lines and being forced to say them by the Writers. He wishes for independence from them and the free-will to speak his own lines[NeS1 6]. He also thinks that lamas are cool[NeS1 7].
Powers[]
The Force[]
See also: Soul-Channelling
Rob X is capable of using "the force", otherwise known as Soul-Channelling. This means he is able to use his soul to perform real-world feats, such as telekinesis[NeS1 1].
Dark Side[]
Rob X, like others, has been shown to use the dark side to channel his anger into combat[NeS1 1].
Decoy[]
One trick that Rob X had learnt with his training as a Soul-Channeller is the ability to create a decoy of himself - a mirrored astral projection of his physical being[NeS1 1].
Possessions[]
Beam Sword[]
See also: Beam Sword
Rob X, like many Characters in early NeS, owned a light sabre. These swords can cut through most materials, but they connect like any two blades when they strike each other[NeS1 4].
Repeater[]
Based upon the personal repeating blaster[Ext 1] of Star Wars[Ext 2], Rob X wields a heavy gun capable of firing a hundred pulse-blasts a second. Despite its weight, he is able to carry it in his cloak.
Discs[]
Rob X has CD-shaped discs that he can throw. They're sharp enough to slice through the air and straight through both skin and bone[NeS1 8].
Relationships[]
Rivalries[]
Ares[]
Rob X has a personal rivalry with Ares, the God of War, and, despite Rob X' physical inferiority, he attempts to tackle Ares. This rivalry only escalates when Rob X uses Ares' psychological weakness against him and destroy's the god's expensive cars[NeS1 4].
Friendships[]
Gebohq[]
Gebohq and Rob were both trained at the same Æon school on Terra Flux and were partnered as students[NeSh 1]. They shared a love interest, Millicent Tarq, though Rob ultimately went with a different girl, Joleia Carta (citation needed). Though best friends in most ways, they do have a boy-hood rivalry too, especially over Millicent[NeS1 9]so he has no compunctions about killing his friend when he thinks Gebohq has slighted him[NeS1 6] - of course, fixing him again later[NeS1 10].
Morris the Cat[]
Rob X is considered to be the owner of Morris the Cat, caring for him and feeding him before Morris came to Ares' Colosseum[NeS1 11]. Morris must make requests for permission from Rob X[NeS1 3].
Lovers[]
Joleia Carta
Rob X dated Joleia Carta when on TBA (citation). However after they broke up Joleia was unable to accept their split and chased him down all the way to Earth and Ares' Colosseum where she chased him through the arena[NeS1 9] until she was eventually removed by Gebohq the Writer[NeS1 10].
The Fight of the Century of the Week[]
See main article: The Fight of the Century of the Week
Rob X is pulled into Ares' Colosseum by Ares himself, who accuses Rob X was damaging one of his beloved Dodge Vipers[Ext 3]. In turn Rob X accuses Ares of murdering innocent duckies. Cygnus X, Rob's friend, tries to help him by attacking Ares. Ares, however, reverses time to counter Cygnus X' attack. This, however, creates a time loop in which Cygnus X constantly attacks Ares and Ares reverses time. This continues until Zuljin breaks that time loop. Rob X, realising he cannot defeat Ares traditionally decides to head to the sports garage where Ares stores his sports cars. When Ares arrives in the garage, Rob X then, using a detonator he got from Cygnus X, blows up the entire garage. While this doesn't damage Ares physically, the god is traumatised by the loss of his fast cars[NeS1 4]. After their fight was interrupted by sentient leftovers[NeS1 12], Rob X hits Ares with what he calls a "triple-attack" - forcing the God of War to sign up to AOL[Ext 4], use a Mac[Ext 5] and use Xoom[Ext 6] for hosting his picture files online[NeS1 13]. Rob X the Writer the negates his own post, and thereby any in response to that post, and has Rob X attack Ares using the Force as an aid. He creates a decoy of himself to confuse Ares but the god catches on to the plan too quickly. Rob X is unable to take Ares down with his light sabre and so he attempt to use his repeater to fire a hundred pulse-blasts a second at Ares - but the god manages to dodge all of them. Finally Rob X resorts to using the dark side of the Force to try and overwhelm Ares[NeS1 1]. After Galvatron returns to the arena, Ares takes him down and blasts the audience members in his anger. Rob X throws his discs are Ares, slicing through the god's hands. Ares flees to heal his hands while Rob X goes to find Miss Fire[NeS1 8]. When Twin Suns joins Rob X fight against Ares, Ares bursts from a lava pit to face both of them[NeS1 14].
But then Ares decides to change the rules of the tournament to keep things fresh. He changes to Tekken Tag Tournament[Ext 7] and tags in Gebohq in his place[NeS1 15]. Gebohq fights Rob X, his old friend, and is kicked into the snake pit. He jumps out again, using his force powers to help him. But he's distracted and hit by debris and calls for him mommy[NeS1 16]. After crying for her, Geb's Mom shows up and starts chastising them both for fighting until Rob X punts her out of the arena and they keep on fighting[NeS1 17]. As per the rules of the tournament, Rob X decides to tag Enchilada Man in even if he doesn't want to fight[NeS1 5]. Enchilada Man, however, certainly doe not want to fight and he escapes, after tagging Rob X back in, aboard his spaceship the El Taco-Grande[NeS1 18]. Rob X then runs around after everyone, trying to tag them[NeS1 19]. He ends up tagging Arbiter back in and retires to the bleachers to listen to music[NeS1 20]. Rob X then tries to use corny lines to chat up Miss Fire[NeS1 21]. Rob X the Writer, however, complains about the lines and swear revenge against Gebohq though it was written by Gebohq the Writer, not the Character, mixing the two together[NeS1 22]. While Gebohq and Arbiter fight, Geb's Girlfriend shouts her support to Gebohq from the bleachers. Rob X tries to hit on her but she slaps him. Moments later Rob's Ex-girlfriend appears and chases him round the bleachers[NeS1 9].
Suddenly, however, Rob X jumps from the bleachers and cuts off Gebohq's head - blaming him for giving Rob X corny lines earlier[NeS1 6]. Ares then pops up to chastise Rob X. Since he killed Gebohq the pay-per-view ratings have crashed. He makes Rob X reattach Gebohq's head. Gebohq then explains that he isn't responsible for the writings of the writers, even Gebohq the Writer. Rob X understands and asks that Gebohq the Writer let him choose his own lines and remove his ex-girlfriend. Gebohq the Writer obliges and suggests that he start picking on Antestarr instead[NeS1 10]. Seeing Miss Fire with her hammer-space bag he asks her what's inside. When she refuses to tell him he has to squint to check the next cue-card of lines he's been asked to read. He then refuses to read yet another corny line and begins to swear when the cameras are shut off[NeS1 7]. Rob X later then goes to sleep in the bleachers[NeS1 23]. He slept so soundly that he remained sleeping even when dragged into the arena for a match against Ares' Clone[NeS1 24]. When Rob X temporarily awakes, only to fall asleep again[NeS1 3], Morris and Semievil attempt to keep him awake with a Coca-Cola[Ext 8] filled intravenous drip[NeS1 25].
References[]
External References[]
- ↑ Repeating Blaster article, Personal repeating blaster section, Wookieepedia.
- ↑ Star Wars article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Dodge Viper article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ AOL article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Macintosh article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Xoom (web hosting) article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Tekken Tag Tournament article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Coca-Cola article, Wikipedia.
Never-ending Story1 References[]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 NeS1 Post 16, NeS1 Page 1, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 22, NeS1 Page 1, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Ares the Writer.
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 NeS1 Post 131, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 NeS1 Post 1, NeS1 Page 1, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 NeS1 Post 57, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 NeS1 Post 73, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 NeS1 Post 76, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ 8.0 8.1 NeS1 Post 28, NeS1 Page 1, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 NeS1 Post 69, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 10.2 NeS1 Post 74, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 45, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 4, NeS1 Page 1, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Miss_Fire the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 6, NeS1 Page 1, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 33, NeS1 Page 1, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Twin Suns the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 50, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 50, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 51, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 58, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Enchilada Man the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 61, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Enchilada Man the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 62, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 65, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 66, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 86, NeS1 Page 3, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 114, NeS1 Page 3, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Antestarr the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 132, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Semievil333 the Writer.
NeShattered References[]
- ↑ NeSh Post 108, NeSh Page 3, The Source, NeShattered written by Britt the Writer.