Gebohq Simon, whose full name is "Gebohq Joseph Anne-Marie Simon", was once the Main Character for the Never-ending Story and is one of the oldest serving Heroes. He is the brother of the current Main Character, Losien Simon, and the love interest of Rachel Pi. He is often seen as a cowardly but loveable hero yet he is known to have his moments of incredible bravery and perseverence when it has been demanded of him. He is loyal to a fault but also generally gullible and used as comic relief by the Writers. Alongside his friend Galvatron he fought Ares and DarkSide.
Description
Appearance
Gebohq has a strong heroic streak but he also has a darker side to him, which was once exploited by DarkSide. He once insisted that he didn't take to either light or dark and tried to stay middle-of-the-road[NeS1 1], however later heroism, and becoming Main Character, steered him firmly down the noble path.
Personality
Gebohq originally insisted on being neutral in all things, neither swaying to good or evil[NeS1 1]. He isn't especially brave and is more likely to retreat from a situation if it looks like he cannot win[NeS1 2]. He had a mild romantic obsession with Laetitia Casta[Ext 1] after seeing her in a magazine[NeS1 3].
Doughnut Obsession
Gebohq seems to have an obsession with doughnuts, even using the baked goods as a distraction[NeS1 1].
Powers & Talents
Story-Wielding
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Sword-Wielding
Gebohq is proficient at sword-wielding and a sword is his most commonly used weapon, including a beam sword[NeS1 1].
Main Character
Main article: Main Character
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Gebbing
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Turning into a Rock
Gebohq is able to turn himself into a rock. While as a rock he is actually still capable of moving around[NeS1 1]. It was revealed that this is because he is half-Jupiterian; as Jupiterians are able to transform themselves into other things (citations needed).
Possessions
Weapons
NeSword
Main article: NeSword
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Beam Sword
Main article: Beam Sword
Gebohq's earliest weapon was a beam sword, otherwise called a light sabre. The beam sword is a device that extends a beam of energy from it, which is able to slice through most solids[NeS1 1]. Morris the Cat, however, is unaffected by the energy beam and swallowed Gebohq's original sword[NeS1 4].
Other Items
Water Spritzer
For some unknown reason, Gebohq keeps a water spritzer with him which allows him to spray mists of water. He was able to use this specifically against Morris the Cat as the only 'weapon' capable of breaking the cat's defence[NeS1 4].
Relationships
Galvatron
See also: Galvatron
Gebohq and Galvatron demonstrate that they can work well together as well as spend relaxed time together[NeS1 1]. Gebohq has complete trust in Galvatron helping him out when asked[NeS1 5].
History
The Fight of the Century of the Week
See main article: The Fight of the Century of the Week
Gebohq Simon teamed up with his friend Galvatron, a robot with the ability to transform, to fight against Ares in the Arena of Ares' Colosseum. They were often outmatched by the God of War despite their best efforts, Galvatron using his transformation abilities while Gebohq tries to use his Story-wielding powers in the guise of the "Force". When DarkSide appeared in the arena he attacked Ares and the god was forced to side with Gebohq and Galvatron to battle the mysterious villain. DarkSide attempts to control Gebohq, through the darkness within him, and force him to fight his allies. After a lull in the writing, DarkSide is forgotten by the Writers and, instead, Rob X showed up to fight Ares one-on-one while Gebohq went to relax in the bleachers with Galvatron and Miss Fire[NeS1 1]. Arbiter flies into the colosseum to watch the fight alongside Gebohq[NeS1 6]. Ares then decides to change the rules of the tournament to keep things fresh. He changes to Tekken Tag Tournament[Ext 2] and tags in Gebohq in his place[NeS1 7]. Gebohq fights Rob X, his old friend, and is kicked into the snake pit. He jumps out again, using his force powers to help him. But he's distracted and hit by debris and calls for him mommy[NeS1 8]. After crying for her, Geb's Mom shows up and starts chastising them both for fighting until Rob X punts her out of the arena and they keep on fighting[NeS1 9]. Rob X tags in Enchilada Man[NeS1 10] but instead of fighting Gebohq, Enchilada Man flees in his spaceship the El Taco-Grande[NeS1 11]. Instead he finds himself fighting Arbiter[NeS1 12]. Arbiter and Gebohq begin parodying lines and fights from movies, which results in a sudden copyright claim against them[NeS1 13]. Arbiter, however, uses mind powers to force the movie company CEOs to walk away[NeS1 14]. As Gebohq and Arbiter keep fighting, Gebohq grows tired while, in the bleachers, Rob X uses corny lines to try and chat up Miss Fire[NeS1 15]. As he and Arbiter fight they are distracted by Geb's Girlfriend, who shouts her support for Gebohq from the bleachers. Arbiter comments on her bust size, which enrages Gebohq[NeS1 16]. Miss Fire, wanting to help Arbiter, resorts to the thing she knows best - guns. She aims a big gun at the two fighters, who are fighting in the bleachers, and urges them to return to the arena calmly[NeS1 17].
Suddenly, however, Rob X jumps from the bleachers and cuts off Gebohq's head - blaming him for giving Rob X corny lines earlier[NeS1 18]. Ares then pops up to chastise Rob X. Since he killed Gebohq the pay-per-view ratings have crashed. He makes Rob X reattach Gebohq's head. Gebohq then explains that he isn't responsible for the writings of the writers, even Gebohq the Writer. Rob X understands and asks that Gebohq the Writer let him choose his own lines and remove his ex-girlfriend. Gebohq the Writer obliges and suggests that he start picking on Antestarr instead[NeS1 19]. To resolve this problem Jerry Springer[Ext 3] sets up a show for them but Gebohq starts to verbally assault Arbiter and has to be restrained by security guards[NeS1 20]. After Jerry Springer is burnt to death, thanks to Antestarr, the arena transforms back and Gebohq turns to Arbiter with a serious conversation. They discuss the problem of the comet, which everyone has forgotten because of Ares' duels, which is bound for Earth and will destroy all life. Gebohq raises the question of Y2K but Arbiter initially dismisses it as nothing compared to the comet[NeS1 21]. Despite Arbiter's dismissive attitude of Y2K, as the new millennium passes over the world, the Y2K Beast emerges and, sensing heroes in the colosseum, charges in their direction[NeS1 22] but is eventually defeated by Arbiter[NeS1 23].
After acting as the deejay for the matches[NeS1 24], Gebohq was challenged to a duel by his friend Semievil but he had to tell Semievil that there was now a waiting list for matches[NeS1 25]. When Antestarr overheard Gebohq, Antestarr changed the rules of the arena tournament allowing multiple matches at once. He created three circles in the arena sand so that three duels could happen at once. He continued his own match with Justyn the Thread Killer while Gebohq and Semievil were to fight theirs. When Morris the Cat wanted a match, Antestarr just dismissed him[NeS1 26]. Semievil knocked Gebohq out using a large dictionary and then went off to help Morris the Cat find an opponent, leaving Gebohq unconscious[NeS1 27]. When Gebohq awoke, he saw Morris without a combat partner and proceeds to attack the cat with his lightsaber. Morris, however, ate the sabre. Gebohq revealed that he, as a Jedi, is never without a weapon and whipped out a water spritzer and started to chase Morris with the watery mist[NeS1 4]. When Semievil spotted Gebohq chasing Morris, Semievil decided to help the cat by throwing a knife into the bottle and relieving it of its liquid contents. He then proceeded to square off against Gebohq once again[NeS1 28]. Without the water spritzer and no weapon to face Semievil, Gebohq hunted down Morris again and managed to pull the heimlich manoeuvre[Ext 4] on the cat to get back his light sabre. The sabre, however, flew through the air and struck Justyn - putting Gebohq in even worse trouble[NeS1 29]. Seeing the danger he was in he decided to attempt to get a time out from the officials' board, but he was given a tremendous amount of paperwork for the task[NeS1 2]. After he accidentally set off an explosive in Justyn's face, Justyn began to chase Gebohq around the arena[NeS1 30] with the intention of banning him[NeS1 31]. Semievil saves Gebohq by placing a Gebohq mask upon Sundeep, former owner of the 7 Eleven, and tricks Justyn into attacking, and killing, Sundeep. Having used his power, Justyn is rendered vulnerable and flees[NeS1 32].
With Justyn dead soon thereafter, a battle broke out in the arena between rubber-duckies and Massassians. Gebohq, confronted by a gigantic Rubber Ducky, almost soils himself and runs off to the men's room. There he found the secret vent to what is now The Crow's Nest and joined The Otter up there, surrounded by porn. Otter, in a flamboyant speech, promises to grant the Crow's Nest (and it's porn) to Gebohq one day[NeS1 33]. When Gebohq puts a lampshade on his head and starts to dance[NeS1 34], Otter realises that he must have eaten the twinkies[Ext 5] he had been saving. He alleges that twinkies will become toxic after seven years and must be causing Gebohq to have hallucinations since they're over six years old now[NeS1 35]. Semievil finally finds Gebohq and bursts in on him and The Otter in the Crow's Nest[NeS1 36], he then runs out of the room when he sees the mountain of porn claiming his 'virgin eyes' but Gebohq sees through the trick to get him to run after Semievil and straight into hidden explosives[NeS1 37]. He is, however, still 'temporarily insane' from the years old twinkies and, after threatening to get his rubber ducky to fight Semievil, he falls out of the window of the Crow's Nest and into the bleachers where Rob X is sleeping. Gebohq murders Rob X, in the sight of several Characters and then heads towards Gonk[Ext 6] with the intention of killing it too[NeS1 38]. Before Gebohq could, however, Otter stops him and, instead, wants to kill the Gonk droid himself - which he does using his Vulcan Flame[NeS1 39]. Following a time paradox a group of Star Trek[Ext 7] nerds vanish and MaybeChild, who just arrived[NeS1 40], declares this, and the death of Rob X, to be a grand mystery worth solving. After Gebohq points out the obvious explanations of the time paradox and his own temporary insanity in killing Rob X, MaybeChild just wants an excuse for a Scooby-Doo[Ext 8] parody and so Gebohq becomes Shaggy[Ext 9][NeS1 41]. A monster chases them around in typical Scooby-Doo fashion[NeS1 42] until Antestarr traps it in a net and removes its mask to reveal Semievil. Before they could celebrate Raistlin Majere[Ext 10] bursts out of a lava pit and vows to take down a dragon, mistaking Galvatron as one[NeS1 43]. Semievil takes down Raistlin and tries to tie him up with banana peels[NeS1 44] but Raistlin tricks Semievil into allowing him to help and he manages to tie Semievil up instead. The other heroes are high on drugs and dance about like hippies until MaybeChild burns the banana peels to set Semievil free[NeS1 45]. Back in The Crow's Nest, Gebohq finally takes the lampshade off of his head, which he's been wearing since NeS1 Post 154, and Otter handed him a soft-core pornography magazine to read, featuring Laetitia Casta[Ext 11], which Otter knew Gebohq would like[NeS1 3]. Gebohq goes out-of-character for a brief moment when he decides to try to explain the science behind comedy to the Reader, but is revealed that he's trying subliminal messaging to get people to read the NeS[NeS1 46]. When he realised his documentary isn't going down well he decided he would do a game show instead, despite MaybeChild complaining his choice was boring[NeS1 47]. When Totallyevil unexpectedly arrived in the arena, she became the primary villain when she beheaded Grand Admiral Thrawn. In order to fight against Totallyevil, and her two henchmen, the NeS Heroes gathered in the arena again and transformed into character classes[Ext 12] from Dungeons & Dragons[Ext 13], giving them all new powers. Gebohq became a Paladin[Ext 14]. To quickly escape, The Otter used his druidic[Ext 15] powers to teleport them off of Ares' Colosseum and back to Earth, where they appeared at Stonehenge[NeS1 48].
Notes
Gebohq's Commentary
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References
External References
- ↑ Laetitia Casta article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Tekken Tag Tournament article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Jerry Springer article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Abdominal Thrusts article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Twinkie article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ GNK power droid article, Wookieepedia.
- ↑ Star Trek article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Scooby-Doo article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Shaggy Rogers article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Raistlin Majere article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Laetitia Casta article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Character Class (Dungeons & Dragons) article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Dungeons & Dragons article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Paladin article, Dungeons & Dragons Wikia.
- ↑ Druid article, Dungeons & Dragons Wikia.
Never-ending Story1 References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 1.7 NeS1 Post 1, The Fight of the Century of the Week, NeS1 Page 1, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 NeS1 Post 124, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Pantheons of the NeSiverse written by Semievil333 the Writer.
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 NeS1 Post 208, NeS1 Page 6, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 NeS1 Post 118, NeS1 Page 3, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Pantheons of the NeSiverse written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 10, The Fight of the Century of the Week, NeS1 Page 1, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 36, NeS1 Page 1, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Arbiter the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 46, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 50, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 51, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 57, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 58, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Enchilada Man the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 59, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Arbiter the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 63, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 64, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Arbiter the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 65, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 69, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 72, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Miss Fire the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 73, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Rob X the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 74, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 76, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 79, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 80, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 82, NeS1 Page 2, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 99, NeS1 Page 3, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 113, NeS1 Page 3, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 114, NeS1 Page 3, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Antestarr the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 117, NeS1 Page 3, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Pantheons of the NeSiverse written by Semievil333 the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 119, NeS1 Page 3, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Pantheons of the NeSiverse written by Semievil333 the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 121, NeS1 Page 3, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Pantheons of the NeSiverse written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 138, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 141, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 146, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Semievil the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 150, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 154, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 155, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Otter the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 156, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 157, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Semievil333 the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 159, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 160, NeS1 Page 4, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Otter the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 164, NeS1 Page 5, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story1 written by MaybeChild the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 167, NeS1 Page 5, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 168, NeS1 Page 5, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by MaybeChild the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 171, NeS1 Page 5, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 172, NeS1 Page 5, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Semievil333 the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 174, NeS1 Page 5, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by MaybeChild the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 218, NeS1 Page 6, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Gebohq the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 219, NeS1 Page 6, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by MaybeChild the Writer.
- ↑ NeS1 Post 228, NeS1 Page 6, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Semievil333 the Writer.