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NeS1 Page 6 continues the 'coke heist' adventure of Semievil333 the Writer who finally gets his fix before he returns to the ISB Offices. Back in the Story Realm MaybeChild is chasing after highly animated mushrooms moments before Raistlin Majere uses magic to lift the entirety of Ares' Colosseum into space and lands it onto the comet that was bound for Earth. He then altered its trajectory so that it would crash, instead, into The Chimera, flagship of Grand Admiral Thrawn. Trixie the dog returns with cybernetic implants and has half-dog, half-bear puppies with the constellation-bear Ursa Major.

Story

The Fight of the Century of the Week

See also: The Fight of the Century of the Week

Posts 201 - 209

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Semievil333 the Writer has been searching for a source of Coca-Cola[Ext 1] to get his caffeine fix and found a vending machine but had no money[NeS1 1]. He went into a local shop and haggled himself a cheap plastic bat which he then took to the vending machine. First, to his dismay, he wound up with Diet Coke[Ext 2]. The next gave him Pepsi[Ext 3], which he screamed and fled from. Finally he got his much needed Coke and hooked it up to an intravenous drip as he then shuffled his way back to the Story Board Office[NeS1 2]. A tour guide was showing some tourists around the ISB Office when Otter the Writer was being chased by MaybeChild the Writer. In the mad dash a can of Semievil333 the Writer's cola fell on Gebohq the Writer's laptop who was happy with the opportunity to slack off and not write anything. The Editor, however, forced him to use a typewriter instead[NeS1 3].

In the Story Realm The Otter and Gebohq Simon stick their heads out of the window of The Crow's Nest to see MaybeChild wildly chasing after a highly animated mushroom that had escaped from her kombucha[Ext 4] tea jar. The mushroom then peed on her gear while gigglingly joyfully[NeS1 4]. Raistlin Majere[Ext 5] decided to get some danger into the situation by raising the entirety of Ares' Colosseum into space where he then planted it onto the comet that was bound to crash into the Earth. The pay-per-view[Ext 6] team requested that the combatants start getting some real action going as they now had control of the comet, bought from Ares, and would slap it into the planet's surface if ratings didn't improve. To get said action going, Raistlin changes the course of the comet so it would crash into Grand Admiral Thrawn's Super Stardestroyer, The Chimera, which was orbiting Earth. He then also brought down the Ursa Major constellation into a physical, space bear that rampaged through the arena. Raistlin then went to sleep somewhere while Antestarr started to ride the space-bear[NeS1 5]. Semievil, while still Yodafied from NeS1 Post 195[NeS1 6], leapt onto the massive paws of Ursa Major and started trying to detach its pretty claws while the bear ignored him[NeS1 7]. Raistlin, in his sickness, started to see images of dancing NightQuil[NeS1 8] bottles while he's trying to fall to sleep. The Otter asked Gebohq Simon why he's wearing a lampshade on his head (which he had apparently been wearing since NeS1 Post 154[NeS1 9]) and managed to yank it off of his head. He then handed Gebohq some soft-core pornography to read[NeS1 10]. MaybeChild then burst into The Crow's Nest still searching for the runaway mushroom but Otter invited her to sit and smoke some hookah[Ext 7] with him. He revealed that he had a Metallica[Ext 8] magazine for her, as well as special magazine gift for each of his friends including Antestarr and Semievil too[NeS1 11].

Posts 210 - 222

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After having had her hind leg and jaw removed by Semievil in NeS1 Post 193[NeS1 12], Trixie the Rottweiler had to go surgery to have cybernetic implants attached. She returned to the arena to help her owner, Antestarr, but fell in love with Ursa Major when their eyes met. The two ran off together but returned moments later with a litter of cute half-cybernetic dog, half-constellation bear puppies that are armed with claws and deathrays[NeS1 13]. Seeing that he could in trouble, Semievil got The Otter to come into the arena and dressed him in his cloak from Semievil's last battle with Antestarr. He handed him the Dog-Jaw weapon, fashioned from Trixie's bones, and told Otter that Trixie is giving away these gifts and urged him in her direction[NeS1 14]. When Morris the Cat found out Trixie was back, he is angry with Antestarr for replacing him as the Story's exclusive animal and vowed to attack Trixie and puke on Antestarr's shoes[NeS1 15]. Outside of Ares' Colosseum, stuck in traffic exiting the parking lot, Miss Fire was in her ship watching the arena battles on Pay-per-view[Ext 9]. She, along with many others, were trying to leave the comet before it crashed but the Imperial presence was holding up traffic. After switching off the pay-per-view she briefly watched Amazing Discoveries before she settled down to watch Dawson's Creek[Ext 10] while she waited for the traffic to clear[NeS1 16].

Back in the arena, at an undisclosed bedroom location, Trixie and Ursa Major were asleep in a gigantic bed. Morris snuck into the room but MaybeChild stood on his tail and he screeched out of the room. She was searching for the escaped mushroom she lost in NeS1 Post 205. The noise woke Ursa Major who was going to maul MaybeChild but she offered him the mushroom because he looked ill. He accepted and left just as The Otter entered in search of the promised dog-jaw bone that Semievil convinced he could find here. MaybeChild, however, forced Otter to get changed in the bathroom and was going to throw away the cloak when Semievil entered to get it back as he didn't want to lose it. Trixie then woke up and saw Semievil, who had mutilated her to make the dog-jaw weapon, with his cloak to identify him. Semievil looked for help but Otter and MaybeChild had both left already[NeS1 17]. Semievil changed into a bullfighter and waggled the red-lined cloak at Trixie. She attached the dog-jaw weapon to her head like a couple of horns and charged. As he was still Yodafied from NeS1 Post 195, Semievil decided to turn tail and run away[NeS1 18]. As he ran he invoked the Storywriters to save him, believing them to be his ally, and suddenly Morris the Cat swiped Trixie down. Unfortunately Morris then turned on Semievil, thinking his Yodafied form to be a great kitty toy, and batted him around the arena. This only ended when Gonk2m4, missing since the droid blasted out of the arena in NeS1 Post 161, came whizzing into the arena and distracted Morris from Semievil[NeS1 19]. Morris' claws cut the ropes on Gonk2m4 that held the Narrator to the droid's back, freeing him. He then transformed into Ares' Clone and Semievil rushed to greet his old friend. He found Bernard the Cyber-Pidgeon on the clone's shoulder and removed the rubber ducky attached to him. He gave the ducky to Ares' Clone who then belted out a rubber duckie[Ext 11] ballad[NeS1 20]. Gebohq Simon then takes a brief out-of-character moment to explain to the Reader the science of comedy, but it is revealed that this was a cover to use subliminal messaging to get more readers to the NeS. The Writers themselves, on the other hand, are drinking soda and taking drugs while Antestarr the Writer wants to end the NeS so that he could end his job as writer[NeS1 21]. He was knocked out by a petrified Peep[Ext 12] a moment later, saving the Story. MaybeChild the Writer was playing her music so loud that Semievil333 the Writer warned her computer was going to overheat. When it exploded she went off to hide behind books from Semievil333 the Writer and make a post. In the Story Realm Gebohq realised his documentary wasn't going so well and changed to a game show instead, despite MaybeChild's protestation. She decided to go off with David Jones[Ext 13] just before Semievil showed up with the hog-tied Narrator seeking help to dispose of him[NeS1 22]. The Narrator had actually been killed by a flying taco firing at Gonk2m4 following its crash into Enchilada Man's taco stand. The Narrator was burnt to a crisp, while Gonk2m4 wound up upside down and unable to move[NeS1 23]. When the Editor wanted new ideas on which direction to take the Story, Semievil333 the Writer suggested a tragic story where all of the Coca-Cola and EverQuest video games had been taken out of the world. MaybeChild the Writer suggested time-travelling to the 1960s while both Gebohq the Writer and Otter the Writer wanted to turn the story into a porno. Antestarr the Writer was just happy at the prospect of being fired but Otter the Writer knocked him out with another Peep. The Editor, however, rejected all of these ideas[NeS1 24]. When Antestarr the Writer woke up he told everyone else to visit a website to see the clinical experiments done on Peeps and he was happy because he made forty dollars from his other job. He then went off to find his Farsight XR-20[Ext 14] weapon[NeS1 25].

Posts 223 - 229

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When Uncle Tusk entered the arena he found the, now discarded, Farsight XR-20 weapon and, despite being a sword-wielding barbarian, knew how to use it. Before he could, however, he was verbally assaulted by Morris the Cat who declared that he was better than Tusk's own cat. Tusk then revealed that he hates cats, despite owning one[NeS1 26]. The arena is suddenly bathed in the shadow of a giant block of cheese[NeS1 27], which is promptly eaten by Semievil and transforms him back to his normal self, since being Yodafied as of NeS1 Post 195[NeS1 28]. The Otter, believing the Writers had actually accepted the bikini-porno atop the skyscraper idea in NeS1 Post 221, drove his new car, a Karmann Ghia[Ext 15], up to the radio tower of the colosseum expecting to find naked women. Instead he was met by Semievil's sister, Totallyevil, who batters The Otter to unconsciousness with a second block of cheese[NeS1 29]. Semievil could then sense his sister's presence from within the arena[NeS1 30]. In order to fight against Totallyevil, and her two henchmen, the NeS Heroes gathered in the arena again and transformed into character classes[Ext 16] from Dungeons & Dragons[Ext 17], giving them all new powers. To quickly escape, The Otter used his druidic[Ext 18] powers to teleport them off of Ares' Colosseum and back to Earth, where they appeared at Stonehenge[NeS1 31]. Gebohq, who has been riding a horse since he transformed into a paladin[Ext 19], turns the horse into a Random Audience Member through Story-Wielding and then sacrifices the guy to the villains to buy the heroes time to think of a plan. In the atmosphere the comet, with the arena upon it, crashes into The Chimera, both exploding brilliantly[NeS1 32].

Totallyevil

See also: Totallyevil (Story Arc)

Posts 230 - 240

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TBA

References

External References

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  2. Diet Coke article, Wikipedia.
  3. Pepsi article, Wikipedia.
  4. Kombucha article, Wikipedia.
  5. Raistlin Majere article, Wikipedia.
  6. Pay-per-view article, Wikipedia.
  7. Hookah article, Wikipedia.
  8. Metallica article, Wikipedia.
  9. Pay-Per-View article, Wikipedia.
  10. Dawson's Creek article, Wikipedia.
  11. Rubber Duckie article, Wikipedia.
  12. Peeps article, Wikipedia.
  13. Davy Jones (musician) article, Wikipedia.
  14. Farsight XR-20 article, Perfect Wiki.
  15. Karmann Ghia article, Wikipedia.
  16. Character Class (Dungeons & Dragons) article, Wikipedia.
  17. Dungeons & Dragons article, Wikipedia.
  18. Druid article, Dungeons & Dragons Wikia.
  19. Paladin article, Wikipedia.

Never-ending Story 1 References

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  29. NeS1 Post 226, NeS1 Page 6, The Fight of the Century of the Week, Never-ending Story 1 written by Otter the Writer.
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