Two gods, Cardea and Portunes, are arguing about which of them is superior. They are interrupted by Priapus, who constantly has a giant, exposed erection, and are shocked into silence, which is what Zeus sent Priapus to do.
The Gods of Doors
On Olympus, two very important gods are arguing. Yet again.
Cardea: "You can't say that you're more important than me. Without me, there'd be no door at all!"
Cardea: "I'm The Goddess of Door Hinges and without me you couldn't even lock a door. You couldn't open a door! Doors wouldn't exist!"
Cardea & Portunes: "ARGH!!!"
The two door-based gods balk in the sight of the giant phallus-god.
Priapus: "Okay. So you'll be quiet, right? Thanks. Bye."
The penis-god stomps off.
Cardea: "I'm still better than you."
"Cardea, Portunes and Priapus were based upon the actual gods Cardea[Ext 1], Portunes[Ext 2] and Priapus[Ext 3]. I wrote this post to support Al's creation of his new thread but doubted I would take to the thread much as the cosmic deities hold little interest for me. Later I would find I could contribute more to the thread." - Britt the Writer