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Totallyevil is the daughter of Dr Evil, ruler of Disney, and sister to the NeS Hero Semievil, with whom she has an intense rivalry. She is mostly evil for the sake of being evil and takes get pleasure in maliciousness. She is powerful and determined and a great threat to the NeS Heroes. She will even take out other villains, such as Grand Admiral Thrawn, to ensure she is in charge.

Description

Appearance

She wears a t-shirt with 'Cool as Castro[Ext 1]' on it[NeS1 1].

Personality

She is cunning and will lure people into traps[NeS1 2]. She will take advantage of others' momentary weaknesses[NeS1 3].

Relationships

Semievil

Semievil is her estranged brother, who she will attack and try to kill happily[NeS1 1].

Powers & Talents

Necromancer

During the early Pages of the Totallyevil Story Arc, the Characters of the Story adopted character classes[Ext 2] from the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons[Ext 3]. In the case of Totallyevil, she was a Necromancer[Ext 4] which allowed her to summon monsters and raise the dead[NeS1 4].

History

The Fight of the Century of the Week

Main article: The Fight of the Century of the Week

When The Otter travelled up the radio tower of Ares' Colosseum in search of a bikini party filled with hot women, he instead found an empty tower and save for one sole occupant; Totallyevil. She clubbed him to unconsciousness with a black of cheddar cheese[NeS1 2]. When they return to the arena, Otter woke up to find Totallyevil held the severed head of Grand Admiral Thrawn; the previous villain of the NeS Heroes. Among the heroes is Totally's brother, Semievil. Otter used his newfound druidic[Ext 5] powers to create a portal to allow him and his allies to escape Totallyevil and her two henchmen[NeS1 1]. Many audience members go through Otter's portal after the heroes, as does Totallyevil, Farr and Wolf. When they arrive they can see a comet, which had been bound for Earth, smash into The Chimera, Thrawn's ship, ending his influence. The three new villains kill an audience member that the heroes sacrifice to them so they could get away and come up with a plan[NeS1 5]. The heroes realised they were outmatched and so they decided to hide. They created a bunker of metal using magic and surrounded themselves, and Stonehenge, inside[NeS1 6]. Wolf and Farr grew bored and began to attack each other before Totallyevil calmed them down. Uncle Tusk, Morris the Cat[NeS1 7] and Krig the Viking all arrived at Stonehenge[NeS1 8]. When Farr insulted Krig the Viking, the bearded man started to attack Farr. The Otter transformed into a cheetah and rescued Krig, but not before Wolf attacked The Otter again and did more damage, this time using knuckle dusters[NeS1 9]. As heroes had a Nintendo 64[NeS1 10] inside their bunker, The Otter suggested that they should play the game Killer Instinct 2[NeS1 11]. Antestarr, however, said the game sucked. Unfortunately Uncle Tusk heard Antestarr outside of the bunker and became enraged that someone would insult his favourite game. He used his sword to cut open the metal bunker. Once inside, however, he saw Krig, a fellow barbarian, and they went off together to find food. With a hole now present, Wolf, Farr and their leader, Totallyevil, were able to get inside and attack the heroes[NeS1 12]. The Otter began to create a new portal spell while the other heroes tackled the villains. Gebohq foolishly tried to take on Totally but she made short work of the paladin shield he carried. Her brother, Semievil, conjured a new burning sword and shield set for Gebohq but the portal activated and the heroes were gone before the fight against Totally could continue[NeS1 13].

When the heroes returned to Stonehenge, MaybeChild challenged Wolf to personal combat. She eventually killed him after using holy light from inside Wolf's dark aether[NeS1 14]. Just as the heroes had taken on Character Classes[Ext 2] from Dungeons & Dragons[Ext 3], so too did Totallyevil. She was classed as a necromancer[Ext 4] and she used this power to now raise Wolf back from the dead. She was also capable of summoning monsters and had them fight against both Gebohq Simon and her brother, Semievil. Gebohq was wearing the Holy Paladin Armor of Or, which meant the evil skeletons she had would disintegrate at the slightest touch of the armour. The both of them became poisoned by Totallyevil and Semievil told MaybeChild that she would have to bless the land where the dead lay to prevent them from being raised, and then collapsed from the poison[NeS1 4]. When Krig the Viking leapt on Gebohq's shield in an attempt to eat it, Totallyevil took advantage of the distraction and knocked Gebohq out from behind. A moment later, however, she and everyone else became mysteriously unconscious[NeS1 3]. After a few hours, everyone woke up and resumed their previous positions (Gebohq even knocked himself out again). Semievil and MaybeChild intend to take down Wolf for the final time. When Totallyevil tried to stop Maybe, the cleric girl smacked her with a massive prayer book and knocked Totally over. The two finally managed to drag Wolf into the ground and bless the grave so that he couldn't be risen again. While distracted, Totallyevil sneaked up behind her brother and tried to hit him but Maybe saw the attack and blasted the villain. Maybe whipped rosary beads around Totally, which Semievil used to tie her up. They were suddenly interrupted in their task when Farr, The Otter and Antestarr fell into their midst during their own battle. All of this halted when a gigantic Big Boy[Ext 6] landed close by and a door opened to reveal a mysterious figure[NeS1 15]. Krig then realised he was eating pieces of a man and found it distasteful[NeS1 16]. Seeing that the villains were distracted by the mysterious figure, Semievil cast an illusion over the heroes so that they would appear as rocks and could hide[NeS1 17]. Totallyevil turned to the mysterious figure angrily. The figure was her father, Dr Evil, who was supposed to bring her a "laser" but he had thought she and her brother had been getting along[NeS1 18]. After Krig and Uncle Tusk got wasted on beer and mushrooms, they approached Totallyevil who used her powers to dress them both in wedding-dresses and make-up. Krig ran away while Uncle Tusk was too drunk to be a threat. She was unable to find the heroes, who were still rocks, so she and Farr decided they would leave and conquer the world. Dr Evil asked to go with her but mistook his own daughter for a man[NeS1 19].

References

External References

  1. Fidel Castro article, Wikipedia.
  2. 2.0 2.1 Character Class (Dungeons & Dragons) article, Wikipedia.
  3. 3.0 3.1 Dungeons & Dragons article, Wikipedia.
  4. 4.0 4.1 Necromancer article, D&D Wiki.
  5. Druid article, Dungeons & Dragons Wikia.
  6. Big Boy Restaurants article, Wikipedia.

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